We know what you all think of us already, England and we really can’t apologize enough. We know you look down on us like your backwoods cousins with no shoes. The damage from the George W. Bush years was already insurmountable. Our enthusiasm only seems loud and our loyalty comes off as arrogance. But considering you are also facing your own embarrassment in the political leadership department, maybe this is a good time to talk about teaming up-officially. If anything, I’m hoping the one good thing to come out of your Brexit disaster is that we somehow put our differences aside and come together to mutually acknowledge how collectively screwed we both are.
Dear Britain, Let's Team Up
Dear Britain, Let's Team Up
Dear Britain, Let's Team Up
We know what you all think of us already, England and we really can’t apologize enough. We know you look down on us like your backwoods cousins with no shoes. The damage from the George W. Bush years was already insurmountable. Our enthusiasm only seems loud and our loyalty comes off as arrogance. But considering you are also facing your own embarrassment in the political leadership department, maybe this is a good time to talk about teaming up-officially. If anything, I’m hoping the one good thing to come out of your Brexit disaster is that we somehow put our differences aside and come together to mutually acknowledge how collectively screwed we both are.