Twitter is not dead, just in distress. With any beating heart there is always hope. I have a plan. This plan is fairly far-fetched and was initially based on a joke, but isn’t that how most great campaigns start? Last night, as I lay awake thinking about how my life as I know it is over and wondering how I can salvage my legal career after outing myself on Twitter and then not having my success on Twitter to fall back on, once the site is destroyed. For those of you who are not actively on the platform like some of us, let me sum up the past week: imagine a peasant revolt in Paris meets Tron.