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He just lies and lies and lies, and those lies get more exaggerated and completely incredible every day, and yet his supporters just don't give a f-ck! It blows my mind. I'll give him this, though: He WAS telling the truth when he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and he wouldn't lose a single voter.

We live in a country of dunces.

Oh, and as far as the Coronavirus itself is concerned, judging by the number of creeps in my office building who go to the bathroom and don't wash their hands when they're done, I'd say that A) Many people are not taking this seriously, and B) People are gross, so we are basically doomed. And then people wonder why I'm a germaphobe?

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I'm laughing right now, while still freaking out here in beautiful Cabo because my husband has a COLD. IS IT REALLY JUST A COLD??? In all seriousness though - you are absolutely right. This is not just an average flu. At times such as this, we all look to our leaders (mine being the mildly hot, former Obama BFF, Justin Trudeau) for guidance as well as the truth. Trump is a known germaphobe. One would think that he of all people would put politics aside and actually give a FF that people are frightened AND dying. That he is politicizing and downplaying something as serious as this once again demonstrates how truly unfit he is to lead your beautiful country.

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Ok I am going full blown conspiracy theory here. Numbnuts plays COVID-19 down, because if people stay home and don't shop, work, vacation there won't be an economy to brag about. He couldn't blame Obama for that, but he'd try. So play it down, no big deal and cull the herd. Which helps the GOP, cause they don't care for the weak, sick, elderly. I know that's totally dark, but he is one sick, twisted bastard.

Stay well, we'll get through this!🙏❤✌

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That was funny. Inappropriate, oddly-timed, snarky and without a doubt oh-so-necessary and FUNNY! Thank you for making me laugh AT the most unfit person to ever occupy the White House. Day One: Appoint a Patsy! OMG. Pence will kill us all if Donald doesn't. Anyway, I trust that most of us are smart enough not to listen to one damned observation the Orange Menace shares with us AND we are taking advantage of all of the good advice from very helpful people such as yourself. Thank you for this article and for your stiff upper lip. I suggest we all relax with a cuppa and watch Good Omens. Crowley says: "We're all doomed," and Aziraphale responds: "Well then. Welcome to the End Times."

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So I guess we will see if Trump really thinks it's a hoax if he does a rally in a state or town that has identified the Corona "flu." Let's face it, Trump is the biggest chickenshit on the planet. Consequently, the corrupt Trump administration is not going to save us. But we knew that. They are a useless bunch of cretin slugs. My new greeting instead of a handshake will be a bow with my hands folded - Namaste! Be careful out there everyone.

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A stupid populace who believes what FSB talking points this loon is fed on the daily, will work to his & the GOP’s advantage. If it’s Spanish Flu 2.0, what’s to stop them from putting the election on hold?

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